‘Consciousology’

It can be difficult to believe that it is more than thirty years since we first heard Dot Allison. In the early 1990’s hers was the voice that infused One Dove’s infectious electronic dance music with a cool yet welcoming humanity, making their 1993 LP ‘Morning Dove White’ both an impeccable classic of its time and classically timeless. Yearning for a past that is impossible to reclaim is a wasted energy, however, and besides, Dot Allison has an exemplary catalogue of records under her own name that spans those three decades between then and now. There may have been a twelve-year gap between ‘Year 7 1/2’ and 2021’s ‘Heart-Shaped Scars’ but those intervening years hardly blunted Allison’s ability to beguile with a voice delicately poised in the space between cool detachment and mellow earthiness.

New release ‘Consciousology’ continues Allison’s journey into the mystical space where music meets the natural realm in a symbiotic relationship. This is not accidental, for in dedicating the record to her musician mother and botanist father, Allison strives to produce something which might be “an imagined voice of a conscious universe expressed through music”. She also suggests that the record “takes a less mechanistic, inanimate but more infinitely complex view of the nature of reality and how feelings of love and loss – and consciousness itself – are potentially less ‘molecular’ in nature and more electromagnetic.” Now this might sound pretentious and over-reaching, but it ought not to, for there is surely a place for higher-brow conceptual thought within the realm of ‘popular music’ just as there is in the gallery or the pages of philosophical and/or scientific treatises?

As intriguing as these concepts and ideas are, however, it would be wrong to think that they might make ‘Consciousology’ heavy going. Instead, they are ideas and themes that underpin proceedings yet never overwhelm. It could be fairly easy, indeed, to let the album float by in a thoroughly enjoyable stream of, ahem, sub-consciousness and never trouble to peer into those deeper, darker waters beneath. Still, it is good to know that depth exists. That what could at first glance appear pretty and charming is in fact supported by something bristling with intelligence and experimental impulse.

Dot Allison might provide that experimental impulse, then, but ‘Consciousology’ is far from a completely solo effort, as collaborators on the record include the London Contemporary Orchestra and assorted Scottish string players, many of whose arrangements are by the peerless Hannah Peel. Allison’s label mate and Ride guitarist Andy Bell contributes to a couple of tracks, whilst P J Harvey collaborator Maria Mochnacz provides intriguing artwork comprised of text and colour fed through a shredder and assembled in spiralling explosions, like Cornelia Parker disassembling handbills. At first glance it may not look entirely fitting to the record it enfolds, yet this may be illusory. There is modernity here, but modernity that is pulled apart and rearranged into patterns dictated by the complex chaos of nature. The message might be that whilst Humankind might like to assume command of its environment, the reality is always only ever a thread away from collapse.

The players on ‘Consciousology’ then might be from the top shelf but there is nothing particularly showy or self-indulgent in anything here. Instead, almost everything is dialled back and often subtle to the point of evaporation. Opening track ‘Shyness of Crowns’ has the shimmer of Cocteau Twins heard through a pebblebed heat haze, is a Spring afternoon lying in the bluebells of Blackbury Camp gazing skyward and marvelling at the space given by the trees’ upper reaches to each of their partners’ (a phenomenon that gives the track it’s title). ’Unchanged’ ups the pace and in hindsight might be the odd one out on the record as it drives along with an electricity that prickles the skin. Not to say it’s upbeat exactly. Rather it throbs, pulsates with earthy magic and a peculiarly soft strength. ‘Bleached by The Sun’ and ‘Moon Flowers’ work beautifully as a pair. The songs are brittle, tender, like Bridget St John in a Francesca Woodman photograph or Anne Briggs and Vashti Bunyan clutching the midsummer moonrise under a cloak of violets. Strings throw morning mists across landscapes of gently plucked guitar. This is folk music glancing backwards over its shoulder whilst remembering tomorrow’s aches and aimless regrets that are no regrets at all.

‘220Hz’ is a bubbling punctuation mark in the record. To get back to those notions of conceptuality that thread through the album, 220Hz is apparently the frequency at which tree roots communicate through the earth. To me it sounds like Siren song echoing through the har. ‘Double Rainbow’ meanwhile is obfuscated psychedelia featuring “the electrical activity in a plant… translated into pitch variations”. It results in tremulous whispers in foreign languages heard through keyhole cracks and carried away on thermals. These are threads that weave through themselves on a loom of ancient oak, each picking up the ghosts impregnated in the grain. ‘Milk and Honey’, meanwhile sounds like Avalon glimpsed through a vaguely sceptical Scottish eye; deliciously appealing yet peculiarly alien and Other.

The album closes with the intimate ‘Weeping Roses’, a song inspired by a tape given to Allison by Andrew Weatherall in the ‘90s that included two songs by Tim Hardin. At that point Hardin was, if I recall correctly, one of the great unknowns. Certainly, someone forgotten and not yet brought back to the public’s attention. ‘Weeping Roses’ then is perhaps a hymn to the beauty of both Hardin’s songwriting and to the magical spirit of Weatherall, who inspired so many with his eternal enthusiasm both for music and art and, perhaps more critically, for sharing his passion without fear or favour. It is a song that one fears might disappear when one opens one’s eyes; that might yet dissolve into the star-speckled oblivion of the heavens.

Indeed, the whole of ‘Consciousology’ often sounds like it might barely be there; space more vital than the music that punctuates it. Space that breathes into sound, that gifts it with the opportunity to weave around us like the scents and the energies of the nature than envelops and invisibly penetrates us. It is a record that rewards multiple listenings with its delicate layers of meaning and depth of thought. Thirty years, it might suggest, is no time at all and yet all the time imaginable.

This review originally appeared on the International Times website.

‘Consciousology’ by Dot Allison is out now on the Sonic Cathedral label

Gird Up Your Loins

Unpopular’s Texas correspondent William Crain is Back On Earth Again…

I was a strange kid. For instance, unlike the typical teenager I actually wanted to play my music for my parents and have them get it, like it and even hear what I did. A rather tall order, and while I doubt they heard what I heard, they did appreciate bits her and there and they were surprisingly tolerant of my manic obsession with music. I remember my Dad being restrained if slightly uncomfortable listening to me blather on about the Beatles- even encouraging him in embarrassingly earnest terms that only a pre-adolescent can manage to empathize with me in the sadness of the their disbanding. I’m his age now and I can only imagine him thinking, kid it gets way sadder than that, just you wait.

My Dad got a kick out of some of The Smith’s lyrics. I remember one line in particular that made him laugh was “I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I’m miserable now”. I like the way this deadpan humor translates from Northern England to East Texas. Maybe it’s an Irish thing. My Dad was the same age and from the same sort of background as Elvis and they both had what at first might seem a strange fondness for the humor of Monty Python. Hillbilly humor has echoes of the absurd and a love of playing with language that you also find in Python and the Goons. And so both remain eternally weird and strikingly modern.

As a kid I started out with dinosaurs and Saturday morning cartoons but soon hit the harder stuff; Marvel comics, the Godzilla & ‘Planet of the Apes’ films, ‘Star Wars’ and Kiss. Music by the age of ten or eleven replaced almost all of that. I started off with a narrow palette and it continues to expand as I get older. Sometimes I wish I could go back to school to try and absorb all the things I wasn’t interested in then, that I have at least a modicum of curiosity about now. Would I learn more? One would hope. Activities can feel like a burden, but without out them you can start to sink underneath the weight of the everyday and do less and less and you find your world getting smaller and smaller until you disappear altogether. This is easy to do, too easy.

So what about tearing up a room to the accompaniment of The Cyrkle’s ‘Red Rubber Ball’ LP? It might seem like a strange combination but its actually works really well. That whole record contains resentful lyrics delivered in a passive aggressive “cheerful” tone, and set to upbeat yet raw folk pop arrangements. All of this just serves to emphasize the barely repressed rage seething underneath the album. It really could warrant a whole genre. Passive Aggressive Pop! I flash on a initially harmless yet deceptively sinister looking male college fraternity band playing this brand of pop, okay basically the cover of said album. All mid sixties turtleneck and houndstooth jackets, hair in a brush cut, no greasy kids stuff. “But what about Willie Mays” I hear Dylan say, cultural imperialist swine have you not heard of a natural. No conks in Africa mister, though strictly speaking I have no idea if that’s true. Doesn’t matter keep reading we’ll figure things out together.

Backstage, back on earth again. Let’s consider George Harrison’s ’33 1/3’ album, where George famously mistakes Smokey Robinson for an Indian deity, a transgression for which he can surely be forgiven. The album is an interesting cross of some mid-60’s worthy Harrison and somewhat soft headed yacht rock that ranges from strangely bewitching (‘Crackerbox Palace’) to depending on your mood snooze inducing (‘Learning How To Love You’), shades of 70’s Pink Floyd in the best of the latter’s moments. And if you like the sound of the Rhodes piano as I do you will find a lot to love here, he says boldly embracing his inner hack.

The opening track sounds almost like George mixing it up with Sly Stone on a solid if workman like night. Inside the gatefold George gets all cozy with a stuffed penguin, it’s that kind of record. Panned fairly hard on release listened to anew its carves out a psychedelic disco arena with a bit of the ol’ creepy ambience of the ‘White Album’ and The Beach Boy’s ’20/20′. And did I mention there are a lot of what we would now refer to as “vintage” keyboard sounds. This record pairs well with (he says embracing his inner food critic) ’15 Big Ones/Beach Boys Love You’, ‘Black & Blue’, ‘It’s Hard’, ‘Walls and Bridges’, ‘Animals’, ‘Wings At the Speed of Sound’ and ‘Saturday Night Fever’. With the exception ‘SNF’ all records that were not well received at the time of release but in retrospect have many charms. Hell if any of those records were released today there would be a solid contingent of folks declaring them masterpieces. A combination of both a lower bar than the time in which they were released and the more open and eclectic ears that the last 40 odd years have wrought.

I’ve got Hollis Frampton’s short films on the TV while I spin 45’s for my own enjoyment though I would love to do this for others and create a similar environment. Bongo jazz is my speciality. Ken Jacobs and Maya Deren’s films would also be in the mix visually. Right now I’m listening to the split single between the Clientele and Clocks Strikes Thirteen where they cover each others songs. It’s lovely and blends nicely into ‘See Emily Play’ then into JFA’s psychedelic single ‘My Movie’.

JFA was an Arizona hardcore band turned psych who could have added considerably to Sam Knee’s ‘A Scene In Between USA’. Though I highly recommend all his prior books for those interested in the intersection of fashion and music in Britain from the 60’s through the 80’s, the inevitable reissue of this book which focuses on the American scene would be considerably improved by adding JFA and more Paisley Underground and more of the Southern California Mod scene. Leave the D.C. bands out as they have been widely documented and with the exception of Nation of Ulysses’ didn’t have much going in the visual department. In general British bands in the 80’s were much more concerned about visual style than the American counterparts – where it was often almost a badge of honor to look plain or sloppy. JFA started out as Skate Punks with a love of Funkadelic and progressed from there. By 1986 they had their own neo-psychedelic sound (like a band from an AIP movie) and their own Paisley skateboard which along with Rob Roskopp’s board by Santa Cruz and any of the 80’s Zorlac boards (from Texas!) with Pushead’s graphics rank as my top 3 most desirable skateboards.

Speaking of the weirdness of the 80’s its nice to report that Public Access TV is still where some of the old wildness of the 20th Century can be located. Here in Austin Texas, there are three channels that run the gamut from strange to goofy local band’s low budget videos, to apocalyptic preachers, genuine super nerd talk shows and a lady who goes by the title Supreme Master. And let me just state for the record that the Supreme Master despite being a female has some world class brass Australian size big balls. I saw this episode where she stiffed the performers for her Chinese New Years celebration by giving this rather dodgy story about the janitor changing the lock on the door where the red envelope containing their money resided so she would regrettably not be able to pay them. And then she gave them her love from her “read heart” and departed and I am not shitting she started singing, almost to herself, a few bars of ‘All You Need Is Love’. Huge baller is the Supreme Master. Reminds me of AC/DC’s drag performance of ‘Baby Please Don’t Go’ on Australian TV in 1975. And what exactly is it with Australians obsession with testicles? As God used to say in the bad old days before the new covenant (much better than the old one) Gird Up Your Loins! *

I used to mow the lawn with a picture of Rimbaud on my lawnmower, a reference to Corso’s ‘Marriage’ poem, but I don’t think anyone ever got it. Sometimes making a reference that almost no one will get somehow makes it more exhilarating This girl I used to date from Barcelona was so lovely, a bit crazy and infuriating, but also a lot fun. She was as thin as a string bean but loved to eat and have sex. So we would spend time together doing just that all day long. It was one of the best relationships I’ve ever had although it only lasted 3 months. I used to leave her place literally vibrating from the energy generated from those prolonged sessions. Walking down her hallway all goofy and loose with a dumb grin on my face. She never asked me about what I did for a living. I loved that. So different than Americans who always want to know what you do to make money in part I think because of this whole culture of networking and seeing if you are somebody that might be valuable to know. Social climbing. Really distasteful stuff and from my limited experience not as prevalent outside America. I guess one of the biggest compliments she ever gave me, and she didn’t give many, was “you don’t seem like most Americans”.

Well that’s about it sports fans. Live your truth, keep loving who you are and all that. Gonna go watch my stories now. Love on ya!

*Carl Jung’s ‘Answer to Job’ is highly recommended reading, but first you need to read the Book of Job.

William Crain 2023

All Change Is Good Change


So I chipped the rust off the ‘writing about music’ compartment and did a short piece about Joe Woodham’s excellent ‘Worldwide Weather’ LP for Caught By The River. The review is published today to coincide with the album’s midsummer release. Read the review here. Buy the record here.

This Wound I Call My Heart

PIL’s ‘Metal Box’ is at root an Old Testament document. Listen, just leave it to couple of Catholics and a Jew to get down to this kind of business. The energy radiating from ‘Metal Box’ is a white hot self loathing rooted in John Lydon’s in time realization that he is a fraud, more of a hypocrite and liar than any musician that has come before him on whom he has projected his own inadequacies – his self righteous tone alone, not rivalled even by Bob Marley, is that of an Old Testament prophet eaten up by God’s holy fire, consumed by his own righteous fury and fear. Wobble’s bass grounds Lydon’s rage long enough for Levene’s guitar and synth to manifest iridescent sparks that rotate and dazzle like Ezekiel’s wheel. Lydon’s voice howls in the pitch and frequency of Yaldabaoth, enchanted and infuriated by his own image, always through a glass darkly. What that which looms above?

Listening to the Kink’s ‘School Boys in Disgrace’. The funny thing about the Kinks concept albums of 1973-75 is that the story, although loosely connected by the character of Mr. Flash, is so besides the point and silly that I’ve never once heard anybody even bother to elucidate it. There’s some great songs on those albums, don’t get me wrong, the pub rockin’ camp of ‘The Hard Way’ and the late period Byrds gospel of ‘The last Assembly’ are unimpeachable in my house. It’s just that the framing device for these records is so theatrical and thin that it doesn’t even merit the discussion that Townshend’s extremely labored concept LP’s of the 70’s receive. I guess THAT discussion is to some point justified by just that, his labors on the story as much as the songs. I like the vague but intriguing sci-fi sketch of ‘Lifehouse’, but maybe Tommy deserved being stuck in a Ken Russell movie. There’s a great ‘Rutland Weekend’ sketch featuring Eric Idle and the great Neil Innes called ‘Pommy’ which deals with the nightmare proposition of finding yourself trapped in a Ken Russell film.

To be clear I own and like all these records to varying degrees. I’m just riffing as I listen, and sometimes you hurt the ones you love the most.

I guess I should be glad that the hole is tight on my copy of Marianne Faithfull’s ‘Come Stay With Me the UK 45’s 1964-1969’, but its a bit of an inconvenience, though that joke occurred to me as I pressed right down on that tight hole. I suppose I need a tussle or I’m just immature. Most probably both. My thoughts keep turning in on themselves. Wow, Marianne’s version of ‘Yesterday’ is awful. Actually it’s the arrangement that is awful, her vocal is fine, and as an aside I always thought Reed and Cale’s criticisms of the additional arrangements to Nico’s ‘Chelsea Girls’ a bit churlish, especially compared to something like this right here. Now ‘That’s Right Baby’ on the other hand is so right on a Graham Bond groovy spy soundtrack that she could have made a whole album in this mode with no complaint. Marianne is such an Elizabethan bird (send complaints to editor)(Ed: yeah, it would be good to know someone is reading) no more so than on Goffin & Mann’s ‘Something Better’ – you know it’s the late 60’s cause even the Old Brill Building writers are swinging with each others partner.

Earlier in my kitchen looking at a picture of Eddie Cochran on the cover of Dylan’s new book I was struck by what a genuinely good guy Eddie seemed to be, you can see it in his face and the stories I’ve heard match the profile. Dylan’s book is fun, no real philosophy, modern or otherwise but much song and craft. He has perfected a particular poignant admixture of insight sprinkled amongst piles of amusing bullshit that keeps you reading just in case this guy might be on to something. His two ‘Playboy’ interviews, one from 1966 and the other 1978 are fragrant and flagrant examples of this frankly heady brew and worth seeking out. Just ask Robert Frost, I mean Robert Forster.

Listening to The Them now, thinking of how Van Morrison’s singing really bugged my Mom. I think it was ‘Astral Weeks’ I was playing one time when she was over that she flipped out a bit over, actually seemed to take offence, personal like. Anyway I didn’t get it then, but sometimes now I do – Van’s at times mannered, often staccato barking is the antithesis of everything my Mom thought of as good singing, and sometimes I feel the same. Chet Baker did. But it’s also the voice that helped launch a thousand worthy American garage bands. It’s the Belfast punk in him showing the crooner the door. Van, thy name is contrariness. And my mom never heard the Them, or more to the point she never heard The Them covering John Lee Hooker’s ‘Don’t Look Back’, some very nice singing, that. And for the record there were plenty of Irish in the hills of Georgia.

Damn this Them record is great, the only thing that rivaled The Them at the time were the first two Pretty Things records and the first four American Rolling Stones records. The Animals and Yardbirds were often in there too. The Who and The Small Faces were later and were of a different though equally addictive strain. You know who wrote some great prose about those bands and their performances in the clubs of London? Jeremy Reed in his novel ‘Here Come The Nice’. The whole time travel aspect and the story set in the present doesn’t interest me as much but man when he gets you down in the Ham Yard describing those bands he really weaves a yarn that puts you in the best possible version of there.

I’ve noticed a critical move afoot to brush aside and tut tut the more thorny side of the Stones, including these early albums that really are, if anything, underrated except by obsessives and those that were there to absorb their primal impact. I remember when I was young (vaguely) and in graduate school (hardly at all) buying a copy of ‘The Rolling Stones Now!’ before class and showing up with it and this older woman in class who was a teenager when it was released gushing over the record and its impact on her as a teenager.

It’s important to understand that art and music, especially folk music and blues has always been used in part to express feelings that are anti-social or socially unacceptable. It’s art Dad and therapeutic art at that. And it’s so much more than white boys trying to play the blues, though it’s that too. The unfamiliar or skeptical are directed immediately to covers like ‘Mona’ ‘King Bee’ and ‘Walking The Dog’ and original songs like ‘Empty Heart’, ‘Play With Fire’ ‘Little by Little’ and ‘Congratulations’ for just how fine those early Stones LP’s are. I like the chopped and souped up American versions of those albums best, but then I would, wouldn’t I.

I’ll leave you with three words: cosey fanni tutti or maybe ‘art, sex, music’. Anyone notice that the title of Cosey’s memoir might be a piss take on Viv Albertine’s own book titled ‘clothes, music, boys’ -maybe something going back to the tension between some of the Slits and an on stage Throbbing Gristle in 1977 or 78? Or maybe I’m just trying to start something. I’m a king mixer! But for the record I’m on the Slits side. Though both bands have members whose names scan nicely. Cue M. Jackson’s ‘Wanna Be Starting Something’ (sounds best slowed down a bit) and I’m out the door and on the floor. Ari Up!

William Crain. 2023.

Can’t Get There From Here

Do you ever stand in your younger self’s shoes, glance into the future and wonder how on earth you got there from here? Tony King does this in ‘The Tastemaker’, wondering at the end of the book how his young self in Eastbourne, hearing ‘Heartbreak Hotel’ for the first time, could possibly believe the way in which the/his future was about to unfurl. A life spent living the rock’n’roll dream, yet doing so essentially under the radar. A life lived with the likes of Elton John, The Rolling Stones and John Lennon. Fairy tales are more believable.

To say that ‘The Tastemaker’ is a memoir is something of a red herring, for really it is a scattershot mix of moments clipped from the dipping wings of memory; anecdotes stitched together into some semblance of chronological narrative form. To say that it barely hangs together as a book is a criticism only in so much as one gets the distinct feeling that the written word is by far the least effective medium for Tony King to be sharing these escapades and observations. They read like short bursts of excited, barely connected slippages of time. You can almost hear the gaps between the paragraphs being filled with King taking a moment before saying “and then there was the time when…” or “did I ever tell you about…” and off again in a breathless charge into the sequinned spangle of the past. There is a definite sense that ‘The Tastemaker’ would be best experienced as a series of meetings in an exclusive club where the clientele are the holograms or 22nd Century avatars of the “legends and geniuses of rock music” whose life King has shared. A club where you might be thrilled beyond belief to have been invited to but in which, after a little while, you are not entirely certain you would like to stay for the long haul.

I have long had a problem with the notion of ‘genius’. It seems to me that not only is it often so easily bandied about as to be meaningless, but it also diminishes the very qualities that make individuals successful. Leaving aside the complexities of defining ‘success’, it strikes me that the term ‘genius’ infers some ineffable natural quality that in turn effectively masks the requirement for hard work to turn that quality into something worthwhile. The mediation of ‘geniuses’ perpetuates this mythology, but that is part of the role of the Entertainment Industry after all. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. The man who, in many instances throughout the 1960s and certainly the 1970s, was Tony King. Working as hard as the artists he was promoting and having almost as much of a ball whilst doing so. Perhaps more so, since he would be all but invisible outside of the rarified circles he mixed in. ‘Celebrity’ must be a curse in many respects, but such is the price.

‘The Tastemaker’, however, is hardly a book to fully lift the curtain of Oz and reveal the grubby inner workings. Such an action would surely be entirely alien to Tony King, a man whose loyalty and common courtesy emanate graciously from the pages just as effectively as does his devotion to the music he felt driven to worship and serve. There are far too many extraordinary anecdotes in the book to single out any for particular note but all of them reverberate gloriously with a warmth and presence that encapsulates the era in which they take place. Historical details contextualise everything in a marvellous flickery haze, like watching home movies in a living room clouded by smoke rather than the blockbusters of the time in cavernous cinemas. Or, to put it in musical terms, like having Elton John perform ‘Your Song’ in your front room rather than in Madison Square Garden. There is an illusory intimacy that is surely not altogether accidental. It might be a glimpse behind a curtain, but there is too an implicit understanding that there is more hidden somewhere else. Curtains cloaking curtains. Rooms within rooms. As I said, fairy tales seem more real than this. We love to suspend belief, or at least to edit our gaze.

Reading ’The Tastemaker’ it is tempting to wonder whether the times for the likes of John Lennon, Elton John, The Rolling Stones or Tony King might ever truly come again. Do these ‘legends’ belong to a distinct moment in time when Popular Culture was globally homogenised to the balancing point where shared experience was at its peak? A point from where it teetered precariously for the merest blink of an eye before plunging into the maelstrom of a torrent where distinct streams became ever more fractured and where ‘global’ recognition became lessened and shorn of value? Or is that just me projecting my own experience? Out of touch, clueless and blissfully so. Perhaps someone will write a similar book in time where names like Ed Sheeran will reverberate with the same qualities as Lennon and Jagger. And fair play if they do. Whatever…

So do you ever stand in your younger self’s shoes, glance into the future and wonder how on earth you got there from here? My own younger self would surely, like Tony King, gaze on my own unfurling future and think “what the hell…?” In turn I think the same when glancing in the rearview mirror. Head shakes. Discomfort and disbelief. No regrets, but still. Fuck sake.

There is none of this in ‘The Tastemaker’ but you have to think there is at least the possibility such moments might have passed. Perhaps not. Perhaps that’s just another one of those traits of ‘successful’ people. One of the elements that make up ‘genius’. Don’t look back. And if you do, ignore the leering unpleasantness you might see there. At most, add a faint wash of sorrow and a hint of gracious regret that is always qualified with “but what could I do?” Mostly though, celebrate the magic, the beauty and the value of the friendships. That and the love of the cats that you meet on the way…

It Must Be Hell

or All The Way Down With The Stones’ ‘Undercover’
by William Crain

Lately he found himself wondering how he had ever cared passionately about anything, thoughts not originating from tough guy bravado but born of a genuine confusion over where those passionate feelings had gone and more importantly how the spark that ignited them in the first place had been extinguished. He felt dead inside, like his soul had already left his body and the rest of him was just hanging around doing time.  

He wanted to ask a priest about the soul leaving the body long before death – was it possible? But he couldn’t think of a way to approach the subject. You go to a priest to try and talk mystical/spiritual questions and they hit you with the mundanity of leading an orderly, obedient life and if you go to them with ordinary day to day cares they come back with the lofty spiritual stuff.  Maybe they didn’t have a line on nothing. Or maybe they were all secret Taoists slapping him with some paradoxical wisdom that was just not taking the desired effect.

In any case the only thing he could really connect with at the moment was the Rolling Stones album ‘Undercover’ from 1983. It was a violent album. Lots of sharp edges, sounds jumping out of the mix, screaming, ugly lyrics about ugly things and production ideas that seemed surprisingly modern for the stones (dub, new wave, post punk, the pop group even exclaimed J. Cope on hearing ‘Undercover of the Night’).  The album sounded violent because violence was its subject matter.  ‘Undercover’ was a ‘Some Girls’ for the 1980’s with the latter’s preoccupation with sex and licentiousness replaced with world weariness, violence and corruption.

But he didn’t feel especially violent. That was not what he related to in the album, although when emotions begin to die often you’re left only with anger, but here it was the Stones confusion that he related to. They sounded angry and confused and were pointing a finger at the world outside as the culprit: dictatorships in Latin and South America, corrupt officials, death cops, underworld dealings, everything moved secretly by unseen hands, by money, sex, and power. But still they seem to have some lingering doubts as if it’s also the inside where the corruption is coming from as much as the fallen world outside. Harkening back to their “I shouted out who killed the Kennedys? When after all it was you and me” territory. Or maybe they’re realising that line between the inside and outside either didn’t exist or had dissolved through the passing aeons.

In many ways ‘Undercover’ is an album whose time has finally come both sonically and lyrically. Witness the lyrics to ‘Undercover of the Night’, the opener and best song on side one – “the race militia has got itchy fingers, all the way from New York back to Africa.” And “hear the screams of centre 42, loud enough to bust your brains out, the oppositions tongue is cut in two, keep off the streets you’re in danger”. Cuddle up baby indeed and keep it all out of sight.

So in the second song ‘She Was Hot’ Jagger and company attempt to banish the more disturbing aspects of the soul sucking darkness by seeking solace in the place they always found it in the past, their female admirers. But in ‘She Was Hot’ the singer sounds somehow both over and underwhelmed at the intensity of emotions on display. The emphasis is on the female: “she was hot, she was quick, she was strong, she was black, she was lost”. The singer appears bemused and uninvolved with the strong emotions on display. And so he leaves unfulfilled and even more puzzled than before. No solace here. He decides to head back to the “human zoo”. 

Back at the human zoo which he calls home Jagger is the recipient of a version of the same violence he’s been seeing in the streets and hearing about on the news. The third track ‘Tie Me Up (Pain of Love)’ bemoans “you’re deaf to it, blind to it, it’s like a thunderclap, feel the prickles running up and down your back, why so divine, the pain of love”.  The stones much like the rest of humanity have a long history of mingling sex and violence but here the total effect is just more alienation and anger rather than a turn on – “you have to work for it, pay for it, bust your ass, lie for it, cheat for it, forget about your past” which leads to the ultimate question “looking back, cut the crap, was it really worth the rap? Its hard to survive the pain of love”. Once again none of the old distractions, the old highs or the old goofs are working to dispel the despair and the darkness.

Next we take a quick break from the action and despair to hear Keith warble ‘Wanna Hold You’.  It’s a slight uptempo song, but not unpleasant and gives you a rest from the grimness that otherwise abounds on the record while also cueing us up for the end of side two and the giant space out that is ‘Feel on Baby’, wherein the stones aurally disassociate from their troubles by turning off some of their senses to amplify others and in the process produce a hypnotic reggae groove that has none of the tentative by numbers quality of their previous efforts at the genre.  The presence of Sly Dunbar no doubt helped. It’s an appropriately numbed out/on the nod way to end a side in which reality has literally left you black and blue. Mick concludes “Wanderlust and love disease, Taken over and strangled me, Cure my body, make me whole, feed my body, feed my soul”. Well we shall see, we still have a whole album side left after all.

Side Two continues our journey all the way down. ‘Too Much Blood’ opens the ‘back side’ as they call it on the label and it’s definitely the high point of the second side. We are now back in the proverbial shit. Sonically it’s another song that displays more modern influences (early 80’s) with delay on the rhythm guitar figure (a very un-stones like part apparently played by their guitar roadie Jim Barber) and a horn chart (also with heavy effects) that brings to mind pigbag or teardrop explodes’ first album.  Lyrically we remain in extremely grim and gruesome territory with Jagger referencing the horrifying story of Japanese cannibal Issei Sagawa. The Stranglers beat the Stones to the punch here by detailing this sordid tale on their 1981 song ‘La Folie’.  

Jagger’s vocal is by his own admission largely improvised and revolves around the media’s unhealthy fascination with true crime. “I can feel it everywhere, feel it up above, feel the tension everywhere, there’s too much blood.”. He then humorously mentions watching ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ (‘orrible wasn’t it) saying people ask him do they really do that in Texas. One is left wondering why people would ask Jagger about Texas, but then again by this time he was dating Texas model Jerry Hall. Jagger then cops to preferring movies that are “more romantic, like ‘An Officer and A Gentleman’”. Ah what an old softie. I bet Keith preferred ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’. 

Ron Wood’s ‘Pretty Beat Up’ uneventfully follows. Reportedly neither Keith nor Mick were too happy about it’s inclusion on the record. Call it throwing Mr. Wood a bone or giving the Woodie some. It’s pretty much the definition of filler just a mid tempo r&b song that goes nowhere fast with Jagger repeating the title ad infinitum while David Sanborn noodles on sax in the background. No Sonny Rollins moments of brilliance here like on ‘Tattoo You’. It’s the weakest track on the record, but not unpleasant, sort of like one of the lesser tossed off numbers on ‘Some Girls’. It gives you time for your mind to wander or to empty your bladder, possibly both.

‘Too Tough’ is a vintage 70’s sounding Stones number built around a catchy if slightly generic guitar riff. Here we find Jagger regrouping and trying to ground himself back in his old impenetrable heart of stone character of youth.  “When it comes to fighting, trying to play it rough, I will take you twenty rounds, I’m just too tough”. But the past as Elis Regina sang is like an old shirt that doesn’t fit so well anymore. And you feel like he’s trying to convince himself as much as anyone else about his own toughness and prowess. And it’s not working. 

‘All The Way Down’ is the penultimate track. Here Mick reminisces about a girl that taught him things in bed “she showed me love a hundred ways, she went all the way, all the way down”. It has that strange paradoxical Stones thing where they appear to be both celebrating and denigrating their female protagonist. “How the years rush by, birthdays, kids and suicides. Still I play the fool and strut. Still you’re a slut”. Not very charming but they’ve been mining this vein successfully for years. And like the character in ‘Too Tough’ it continues the theme of a retreat to old stances, things that worked in the past but not so much in the present. Still not ready to believe it we find Mick asking “Was every minute just a waste? Was ever hour a foolish chase? I don’t believe it”.

‘Undercover’ ends with the song ‘It Must Be Hell’, which cheekily nicks the guitar hook from John Cougar’s ‘Hurts So Good’ which was of course a Stones pastiche to begin with. Lyrically here they seem to be distancing themselves from the hellish world the rest of us have to live in, or at least hedging their bets. “Our TV leader boldly speaks, the words of Christ he tries to preach, we need more power to hold the line, the strength of darkness still abides”. But then the kiss off chorus “It must be hell living in the world, suffering in the world like you”.  

A bit condescending and insolent but then again equal parts insolence and arrogance has always been a large part of the Stones appeal. Strangely at the end of the song they seem take a different tack fading out with the repeated refrain “I say we, we are heaven bound”. Do we create our own suffering? Is our perception of the world only projection? And if so aren’t The Stones as guilty as the rest of us? 

You might think he or I or whoever the hell is writing this is reading too much into the meaning of largely forgotten Rolling Stones record. But while listening to the album my attention was drawn to the painting on the inner sleeve, which I had carelessly tossed to one side, the painting by Shozo Otawa is of two ripe apples on a branch. Surely the Stones placed it there as a metaphor for temptation, the Biblical fall of man and the subsequent state of the world? 

But then again it looks like the painting of apples also contains a buttocks similar to the one featured on the lower right hand of the back cover. That’s the thing about the Stones, part of what made em great really, sometimes apples aren’t a reference to a fallen world at all. Sometimes apples are just, well, butt-cheeks.

For me this is the last really interesting Rolling Stones record and also the last in which they engaged with larger musical trends of the day in an interesting and rewarding way.  As it remains largely unappreciated both by fans and by the Stones themselves, I hope this might open up the album or at least encourage some to revisit it with fresh ears. 

Addendum: There were three singles released from the  Undercover LP and all three have additional material and are essential for fans of the album. These versions together with the album and Julien Temple’s three distinctive videos would make an appealing deluxe edition but as the Stones and particularly Keith have never been fond of this album don’t hold your breath.

1. ‘Undercover of the Night’ – There are two different versions of this 12 inch, one that runs at 45 RPM and has a close up of the back cover buttocks and is labeled the extended cheeky mix in case you don’t get it. The other 12 inch runs at 33 1/3 and has cover art that is a variation on the LP cover.  Both are otherwise the same as far as tracks – An extended version of ‘Undercover of the Night’ that works well in building on the dance/dub flavor of the track and an almost psychedelic stripped down dub version of ‘Feel On Baby’ that emphasizes the bass, organ and harmonica.

2. ‘She Was Hot’ – The b-side of the ‘She Was Hot’ single is the otherwise unavailable ‘Think I’m Going Mad’, a song from the ‘Emotional Rescue’ sessions which though not exactly for the ages, might have been a good substitute for either Ron or Keith’s songs on the record. 

3. ‘Too Much Blood’ – The 12 inch has a twelve minute dance version by Arthur Baker which is very much of its time, but fascinatingly so. It gets really unusual in the last 4 minutes or so after Mick says “meanwhile back in the jungle”. Here more than anywhere you can hear Jagger’s love of early 80’s Clash extended mixes. There’s a quote (I can’t locate the source at the moment) where Jagger is talking about “all those great Clash 12 inches”. Additionally on the 12 inch is a dub version, also by Arthur Baker and just as weird as the dance version with what sounds like outtakes from Jagger’s vocal – Michael Jackson and Vincent Price get a mention, no doubt ‘Thriller’ was in rotation. There’s also a version on the 12 inch labeled album version which appears to have a longer running time than the album version.

Then and Now

Whilst watching the most recent (2022) Batman film I found myself contemplating the scenes in which Robert Pattison removes his mask and emerges as a ravaged, somewhat haunted entity that has not yet settled back into the persona of Bruce Wayne. It may come as a surprise to hear that the figure reminded me of Lawrence, but there is something in both the damaged beauty of the physical features and in the abstract metaphor of embattled hero fighting on against the odds that strikes a chord. There is something appealing in the idea of Lawrence as comic book hero, and after all in recent years he has appeared as such on beer cans and record sleeves. Pure Pop Art, just like the labels on soup tins or The Archies.

That Lawrence has attained a position of High Pop majesty in the eyes of his dedicated followers ought to be a given. That he has always seen himself in such a position is equally beyond question. Rarely, if ever, has an artist so unflinchingly held to the belief that they are not only A Star in their own firmament, but that they deserve to be so in the eyes of the so-called Mainstream Majority. Lawrence has never had eyes on the squalid ‘indie’ swamplands, but instead has seen his place as being rightfully high in the Hollywood Hills. And as tempting as it may be to suggest that in parallel universes this might indeed have been the case, the truth is that parallel universe success does not pay the bills in this one. Such extrapolations on our part are whimsy; meagre excuses for our own failures to amount to anything much or to explain away our deviations from previous pathways. We write our own rules to make ourselves feel better in the realities though which we battle, and that is just fine. Yet Lawrence seems always to have been Lawrence, and there is something impressive in that.

One might argue that the Lawrence of Felt is very different to that of Denim or of Go-Kart Mozart and, now, Mozart Estate. There may be some truth in such thinking. The blending of poetry and Pop versus the garish ultra-kitsch of the Poundland plastic toy counter. I don’t think there’s much in it, myself. So the poetry might have changed from surreal symbolism to kitchen sink documentary fired with a slip of black humour, and the music from ethereal guitar (much of it courtesy of Maurice Deebank) or sensualist keyboards (courtesy of Martin Duffy, whose recent death is greatly mourned) to jingletastic Novelty Rock that now rarely bothers with the notion that attention spans can last longer than a couple of minutes. Yet in all instances there is a sense of things being not quite as one might expect. Square pegs inhabiting round holes. Bodies uncomfortable in the skin that’s been given them, playing the hands of perversity with a recalcitrant glee. Something like this, or nothing like this at all. Perhaps both at once.

In line with this thinking, then, the new Mozart Estate album ‘Pop-Up! Ker-Ching! And The Possibilities of Modern Shopping’ is a record that occupies a strange space somewhere between Then and Now, where ‘Then’ is a universe informed by early ‘70s sitcoms and ‘Now’ is a monthly Britbox subscription. That may sound pejorative, but it isn’t meant to, for in that particularly peculiar realm Mozart Estate manufacture the sound of an ecstatic anger at such an existence. Comfort is corrosive; the ‘chimera of content’ debilitating. The discomfort of existing within one’s own bubble, waiting for history to catch up or come round again and chime with one’s own vision remains intact. Lawrence still being Lawrence. This time it’ll be different. Until it isn’t.

It is difficult, frankly, to see ‘Pop-Up! Ker-Ching! And The Possibilities of Modern Shopping’ being the ‘breakthrough’ record that many would love it to be, simply because it feels like the entertainment industry no longer functions in the manner that such a notion of ‘success’ is framed. Perhaps some snippet of ‘I’m Gonna Wiggle’, ‘Vanilla Gorilla’ or ‘Doin’ The Brickwall Crawl’ will become a Tik-Tok sensation. Perhaps Cold War Steve will make a new video for ‘Relative Poverty’, the scales will fall from the eyes of the populace (who will see both the dark poetic genius of Lawrence and the bitter banality of Sleaford Slobs) and Lawrence will find himself on breakfast telly. Or at least his digital avatar will, for if any artist other that ABBA deserves that kind of ultimate Pop deification it is Lawrence. Either him or Elvis, which, if you believe Lawrence, might be much the same thing. I’m not about to disagree.

Much more likely, sadly, is that the veneration of Lawrence within A Certain Age Group will continue to bloom, with a gentle smattering of The Younger Generations getting on board to whisper the legends passed down through the decades to each other in awed respect. Lawrence meanwhile will harangue them for merely streaming or downloading the songs and not buying the records.

I plead guilty to that particularly heinous crime myself, incidentally, the price of vinyls (sic) being prohibitively expensive for a pensioner like me, never mind for those who might accurately sing along with Lawrence on the aforementioned ‘Relative Poverty’. (altogether now: “I’m living on a tenner a week. Goodness, gracious, a tenner a week”). We’re not, of course. We’re just projecting. But Lawrence is 4-Real. He means it maaaan.

One must suppose he means it on ‘Record Store Day’ too, which is an, ahem, Pop at the marketing phenomenon that might have been at least partly guilty for the tedious resurgence in the popularity of vinyls (sic again) as fashion/lifestyle accessory and an excuse to buy one’s record collection all over again, after having done so at least once already when the scratched original was succeeded by The CD and then again with the remastered remixed version with extra tracks and then… oh good lord, we’ll be tripping unpleasantly into Morrissey territory of Miserable Old Geezer if we are not careful. Being wayward and cynical and all that.

Nevertheless I’ll be honest and say that the song itself bores/irritates me almost as much as the event in question, which perhaps is the point. “John Peel”, “Mark E Smith”, “Rough Trade” intones Lawrence. Sacred Cows to the slaughter. Line ‘em up, shoot ‘em down. Ka-POW! Ka-POW! Ker-CHING! In my head I have Tyler’s glamorous French friend Stephanie in ‘Shampoo Planet’ drawling that it is all “so barring”. Well quite. We need Batman now more than ever to say ‘this ends. Now.’

Meanwhile, elsewhere on the record, ‘Pink And The Purple’ is The Scaffold drinking acid-laced Cremola Foam; ‘I Wanna Murder You’ Derek Raymond ruminating on 21st Century News Stories whilst listening to late ‘70s funk acts covering Glam novelty hits. And then there is the gorgeous cover of Adam Faith’s ‘Honey’ in which Lawrence perfectly showcases himself as yes, a lousy singer, but equally one of of the finest vocalists of Our Generation. It’s a pretty faithful version, which is no bad thing, and it is up there with Felt’s equally beautiful take on The Beach Boys’ ’Be Still’.

It may be wrong, though, to fall into the critics’ trap (as indeed I have just done) of listing thoughts about, or worse, descriptions of individual songs, for ‘Pop-Up! Ker-Ching! And The Possibilities of Modern Shopping’ is an album that insists on being listened to as a whole. Forty minutes of Pop Art discomfort, a Play For Today in 16 scenes of faded technicolor where the actors are all channelling Brando in ‘On The Waterfront’. We coulda been contenders…

‘Pop-Up! Ker-Ching! And The Possibilities of Modern Shopping’ is, then, a record caught up in its own macro-nostalgic universe, a record that is beautifully infuriating and infuriatingly addictive. A record so rooted in and redolent of a peculiarly personal past that it feels utterly contemporary and ageless all at once. Time stands still and simultaneously rushes inwards on itself. Then and Now in imperfect harmony.

15 years of Unpopular Songs

From 2008 to 2022 the Unpopular blog has assembled my favourite tracks from the year into an end of year mix. For this playlist I’ve chosen two songs from each year (okay, I cheated – for one or two years I chose just one, and for others three) to create a kind of ‘supermix’ spanning those 15 years. No download for this one, just a streaming option on Mixcloud.

The Orielles – ‘Tableau’

I know that I had heard (of) The Orielles back in 2018 when their ‘Silver Dollar Moment’ LP arrived because ‘I Only Bought It For The Bottle’ was on the Unpopular mix for April of that year, yet in truth I barely remember that record and listening to it again now I can hear why. It sounds  underwhelming, as though there are interesting ideas simmering beneath the surface but not quite breaking through. This would likely explain why I let the next two albums (2020’s ‘Disco Volador’ and last year’s ‘La Vita Olistica’) pass me by, and an admittedly brief revisit now does not convince me that I missed out on a great deal by doing so. They seem fine enough records, and the Bossa Stereolab vibe is pleasant as far as it goes, but I’m not sure that pleasant is enough.

I’d likely have passed on ‘Tableau’ too if not for Dave Haslam posting ‘The Room’ on his social media. I have a lot of time for Haslam and have very much enjoyed all of his books down the years, just as I dug the Debris fanzine back in the mists of time. If it had been almost anyone else I am not sure I would have given The Orielles another chance, but I am very pleased I did, for ‘Tableau’ sounds to me like an immeasurably more mature and intriguing sound than those previous records. The vocals still sound a little polite and precious at times, and at others veer too far (for me) into contemporary R&B treatments, but a new depth of gloaming darkness adds chiaroscuro that was previously lacking. It’s hardly the sound of gloomy Gothic introspection, but it does seem to have vast depths that I could not previously have guessed.

‘Tableau’ then does sound like a group getting to grips with how to blend a diaspora of influences into something personal and, if not exactly unique, then at least genuinely intriguing and engaging. Intriguingly for a group I’d have previously tagged as being nicely positioned in the realm of succinct Pop, it is the long pieces on ‘Tableau’ that most impressively demand and hold attention. ‘Improvisation 001’ is nigh on nine minutes of exploratory meandering that sometimes reminds me of Emily’s ‘Rub Al Khali’ whilst at others it conjures the textures of Modern Nature (both the group and Derek Jarman’s way of seeing). ‘Transmission’ is more structured, but still lusciously limber and lithe, stretching through the air like the ghost of Joy Division seen through the kaleidoscope of fractured time and warped by the time-travel jet lag of perception.

Coming in at a biscuit under eight minutes, ‘Beam/s’ might just be The Orielles’ critical point of breakthrough from previous polite piety into a new universe fuelled by magical contradictions and hallucinatory imperfections. It is vast yet compellingly multi-textural, an encompassing cloud of shadow that reaches inward with tendrils that pinch and electrify. ‘Beam/s’ is landscape that enfolds us, that wraps us within its light and plays with our perceptions of reality and imagination. 

It is telling however that whilst ‘Beam/s’ creates a mesmerising mass around which all else revolves, it does not dominate to the exclusion of all else. Orbiting it The Orielles have artfully positioned small treasures that glisten all the more beautifully because of their juxtaposition with each other and the black hole void created by the mass of ‘Beam/s’ and those other two collapsing stars. Pieces like ‘To Offer, To Erase’, ‘Some Day Later’ and ‘Honfleur Remembered’ feel like precious treasures, like Oded Shimshon’s beautiful ‘Set Pieces’ arranged on window sills. Somehow these moments defy gravity, uniting as they do to form a chorus of falling angels praising the heavens even as that vision implodes around them in delicious organised chaos. 

‘Tableau’ then is a magnificent and wholly unexpected treat, a record that is sure to continue to reward repeated listens. Well worth an hour of your time. 

I (still) miss The World Of Twist

I miss The World Of Twist. I’ve got the t-shirt, picked up along with the expanded reissue of the group’s single LP ‘Quality Street’ a few years back. I hadn’t known that the artist Jeremy Deller was a fan though. I’d always had a lot of time for Deller and his love for The World Of Twist merely cemented that opinion. He opened the sleeve notes for that reissue with a few lines saying how he hated writing so that all he could say were that The World Of Twist were the Roxy Music of his generation. Which I suppose (since he was born a couple of weeks before me) means my generation. Or even My Generation. Whatever.

The line about Roxy Music opens up ‘When Does The Mind Bending Start?‘, the newly published biography of the band from guitarist Gordon King. Since the demise of WOT King went on to be a key element in Earl Brutus and The Pre New, both groups who, you know, if you know you know. Both made brilliant records and both were deliciously wild and weird. But still, they weren’t The World Of Twist, and King’s book, which is effortlessly engaging and remarkably evocative of the times, almost acknowledges this fact. He knows what we all lost.

The times, in case you need getting up to speed, would be the (mostly post) Madchester era of the late 1980s and early 1990s, and whilst the book is certainly peppered with references to the likes of Stone Roses, Happy Mondays and their ilk, it’s clear that for King and his gang of like-minded truth seekers, World Of Twist were always travelling a path apart. Outside of time and space, The World Of Twist were all about creating their own universe and mythologies. It’s clear, reading King’s tremendous book, that the ley line leading to the temple of Twist passed through the likes of Roxy, Eno, Hawkwind, Genesis, Yes and all points Prog before racing through key punctuation marks of the Punk and post-Punk deviants such as Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, The Fall, Magazine, Clock DVA etc. It’s a lineage that makes a lot of sense to me now, although at the time I would have sneered naively at the Prog references, locked as I was in the myopic, mediated falsity of a Punk Year Zero. No Elvis, Beatles or Rolling Stones… blah blah blah. Being some years younger than King and perhaps immeasurably more naive, I had no concept of much music prior to 1977 when my mates started buying funny coloured 7″ singles at Speed and talking in riddles. So when The World Of Twist covered The Rolling Stones’ ‘She’s A Rainbow’ on the flip side of ‘The Storm’ 7” I could see by the writing credits on the label that it was a Jagger/Richards number and that by rights I should hate it, but… man, it sounded divine. Assuming that this was some groovy take that sounded nothing like the original, it was a bit of a shock some years later to discover that it was in fact a very faithful facsimile pulled off with love and affection. Similarly, it took me years to realise that ‘This Too Shall Pass Away’ was a cover of a number by The Honeycombs, they of the magnificent ‘Have I The Right’ that for years I knew of only from the Dead End Kids, of all places. Says it all, and which I’m sure makes it obvious too that I was never hip enough to catch The World Of Twist playing one of their psychedelic extravaganza live shows. Hence, it wasn’t until that expanded reissue that I picked up on the fact that they played The MC5’s ‘Kick Out The Jams’. I mean, of course they did. It made perfect sense. How could they not?

King makes it clear in his book just how important theatrical elements such as Brother J.C. Crawford’s evangelical on stage introductions to the MC5 were to the formation of The World Of Twist (and indeed, to Earl Brutus and The Pre New). In an early chapter entitled ‘Bill Nelson’s in His Tube’ (and incidentally, there is a massive 6CD reissue of Nelson’s Red Noise ‘Art/Empire/Industry’ set coming later this month on Cherry Red) King outlines his nine-point plan for forming a band. Point eight is: “Conceptualise. This is essential. Amazingly, it’s the most neglected, overlooked part of forming a band, but you skip this step and you are doomed.” I suspect there is more than a touch of irony in there, as World Of Twist, Earl Brutus and The Pre New were conceptualised to the point of Fine (Pop) Art and were all, for the most part, doomed to the peripheries of ‘success’. Which, perhaps, is why there were all so interesting, ‘success’ being entirely defined by the criteria one chooses to apply after all. Certainly in terms of Chart Success, it was World Of Twist that came closest, with singles hovering tantalisingly close to breaking into the top 40 before falling away, deflated and sad like wrinkled balloons at a birthday party. They did the TV circuit to an extent too, with their performance of ‘The Storm’ on The Word being a particular triumph, enjoyed enormously by Holly Johnson at the time, as one would rather hope and expect. But if World Of Twist were, commercially speaking, not as successful as they (or their label, Circa) would have liked, conceptually they were worlds apart from the run of the mill humdrum of the rest of the charts. Conceptually they were way ahead. Conceptually they were the best band, the greatest gang on the planet.

The gang element was played out most perfectly on the photograph that graced the inner gatefold of ‘Quality Street’. Composed and shot by James Fry (younger brother of Martin Fry, he of New Pop Pioneers ABC) but conceptualised largely by King, it is a photograph that contrasts magically with the Georgian period-drama costume extravaganza of his main cover shot. From the Pantiles in Tunbridge Wells (I always thought it might have been Bath) Fry moves the group into some backwater back alley and captures the group looking like something from ‘Bronco Bullfrog’. ‘Iconic’ was made for images like this and King rightly proclaims it as “the greatest rock band photo ever shot”. The photo shoot appears in the background of the video for ‘Sweets’, where an impossibly young (and incredibly cool) looking Bob Stanley wanders past, Bob being the central character in the video playing the group’s biggest fan. It was hardly acting, for Bob was certainly a long-standing fan. His CAFF label would release a World Of Twist 7″ and his Icerink imprint would give Earl Brutus their first outings. Later, Bob’s group Saint Etienne would write and record ‘Train Drivers in Eyeliner’ for their 2017 album ‘Home Counties’ in tribute to Nick Sanderson. Indeed, Saint Etienne were one of the few groups contemporary with The World Of Twist that one might have mentioned in the same breath. The mighty Intastella, with whom World Of Twist were almost inextricably linked at the time, and Denim also spring to mind. Maybe Luke Haines’ Baader Meinhoff and Black Box Recorder, although they were much later of course but imbued with the same spirit for sure.

Hardly the typical Rock Biog, ‘When Does The Mind Bending Start’ is nevertheless peppered with Amusing Anecdotes, but these are often delivered with a self-deprecating air of almost apologetic bemusement which makes it very easy to warm to King and the group. My favourite is one where King misses out by a few hours on joining the rest of the group as cameos in the background of a Rolling Stones video, although his tale of meeting a drunk Kris Novoselic runs it close and is typically good natured and measured. There’s a typical lovely warmth to his conclusion to this anecdote: “I never really got Nirvana, it all sounded a bit like The Police to me, but Kurt Cobain, for the few seconds I spent in his company, seemed like a nice lad. What happened to him was really sad.”

There’s no bitterness in the book towards the record label or to managers or ‘suits’ who tend to come off badly in these kinds of stories. There is even little irritation shown to The Media who, inevitably, turned on the group that they had previously championed. Indeed, King proudly includes scathing reviews of their final single, that cover of The Stones’ ‘She’s A Rainbow’ that initially appeared on the flip of first single ‘The Storm’. King even professes to the Melody Maker piece, which concludes that this is “A song for swinging-losers” being his favourite piece of WOT press. By this point in the story of course King appreciates that it’s all but over for band, the brief window of opportunity closing before their eyes. It might be the benefit of age or the calming balm of distance, but the book is imbued with a lovely sense of peace that is often missing in such things. A recognition that It Wasn’t To Be. That life moves on and that we take what treasures and pleasures from it that we can. Making things precious, or whatever.

It’s abundantly clear too just how much love King has for the characters who accompanied him on the journey with The World Of Twist, several of whom are tragically no longer with us. David Hardy, the band’s manager and, as King points out in the initial outline of characters, “the only adult in this story”; Martin Wright of Intastella and the incomparable Laugh; Nick Sanderson, who drummed with World Of Twist, Clock DVA, Jesus and Mary Chain and The Gun Club amongst others, fronted Earl Brutus and was the inspiration for the aforementioned ‘Train Drivers in Eyeliner’. And of course, there is Tony Ogden, front man extraordinaire with his leather shirt tucked into white jeans, massive belt buckles shimmering under the mirror ball and fighting his way out of a tinfoil underworld, like Lou Reed boxing his way out of Warhol’s Factory. If there is a regret in ‘When Does The Mind Bending Start’ it is perhaps that King and Ogden grew apart towards the end of The World Of Twist and that, in some ways, robbed us of some particularly special possibilities.

So I’ve got the t-shirt and now I’ve read the book. And I still miss The World Of Twist.